My First Love Mail ...

Hi Honey,

Disclaimer:

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The characters and events depicted in this mail are not fictious. Any similarity to actual persons , living or dead, is purely intentional.

( Its a long mail , please be patient while reading )

I cordially invite YOU into my HEART ( The most restricted Area in my body ).

You will be thinking " Oops ..! who the hell are you to invite me into your HEART ".

Yes ... who the hell am I ....!

I know you from the past 18 months , I think you don't know me that much.

I will be happy , if you accept my invitation.I will be more happy , if you don't accept my offer, because you are my Dil ka Dadkhan.

Don't THINK I am doing over Action .Yes I am DOING over Action.( Just kidding ).

I got thousand reasons to send you this , but find one reason to accept me.

Let me explain , I know you from the past 18 months , I am having your mobile number and Email id too.

But I never made a stranger call or I didn't send any junk mail ( except one friend request ).

This can be taken into account as one of the reason for accepting me.( Not Mandatory )

You can have a doubt ??? " why NOW you are sending a mail like this to me" , I had a readymade answer with me.

GOD sent me here to SEARCH you in this EARTH.

In this process ,accidently some incident happened, which made me like a ( Tamil ) Villan.

I feel more than you for that ( not really ) . My wish is to make friendship with two people.

One YOU and the other one is also YOU.

Do you think , this is crap and waste of time reading this ... leave it ...! Delete this mail ...! ( No ..please think twice ).

I didnt have that much dare to come before you and say all these dialogues, thats y i am mailing you.

If you dont accept me as a FRIEND, it will don't make that much difference in your daily routine.

If you do , it will make much difference for ME.

Think twice , while you decide some thing. If this mail really hurts you .. I am extremely sorry about that.. and it will be my last mail if you think so.

Reply me , I will be waiting for you in the Cafeteria , even if you are not interested in making friend ship with me.

FYI:- I never send a mail to anyone in my life time like this , I swear on GOD. Hope this will be a ( Sweet / Sour ) memory.

Yours Lovingly ,

Most Sincere Lover in the world.

Talking to me as IF I am talking to U

I know definitely you will reject this friend request too.

U are correct , U are showing your disinterest on me by rejecting all my requests (Approaches).

But , what can I do ??? the only way I know , to show my INTEREST on U is ... by sending U the friend requests. May be U are thinking, " this IDIOT is disturbing me ", I have the same feeling too.

My mom says,its bad to compel others in which they are not at all interested.But I m really sorry, we have to face this inconvenience (torture) until any of us getting marry.( Hard to say ).

Daily I used to pray GOD ... thanks for another wonderful day .. today I am gonna speak with U... you know what ,I used to write scripts every day in the night about how to start a conversation with U,I am having a bundle of the specimens in my table, but till now I never succeeded.

I don't have , that much guts to stand b4 u , looking into your eyes and express my feelings.I promise I wont come to you in person.

My Friends call me a COWARD , yes I am , but I am not afraid to speak with U but scared to hell of missing U.

The only thing I love in this world is that talking to me as if I am talking to you. Imagination is much more beautiful than Reality. I love to be in the VIRTUAL WORLD where U never rejected me , disappointed me & never let me alone.

Oh God ...! please give me power to my HEART which can digest the fact that VIRTUAL WORLD never exists & U will be never MINE ....!

with tears of love ,

world's most Idiotic one side LOVER